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M-hat One last thing a Microsoft user needs to be a rockstar.
M-tshirt Tell the world about your best touring adventures.
Family look highly recommended for the ultimate effect.
M-shirt Get your perfect WFH outfit! Dress to impress,
Zoom superstar status guaranteed.
M-kastet Grip strengthener for restless QA-engineers.
Can also save your life in the wrong hood.
M-hoodie Sharing is caring.
M-cap This baseball cap will shield your Ivy League IQ from anything — be it Nevada dry desert heat or extreme cold of Alaska.
M-pazzl Your baby’s first Microsoft product.
M-tie This awesome tie shines bright like a diamond.
Pair with birks with socks.
N-hoodie Beware of the Witcher before trying this couple sweatshirt on.
N-pled The towel to keep you calm and carry on.
N-candle1 All the scents of horror. Smell it.
N-candle2 Sex Education Prequel.
N-tshirt Who needs a popcorn bucket when you have this beauty?
N-divan Your binge-watching perfect choice.
N-CERAMIC The ultimate Movie Night Bowl — watch the complete Breaking Bad and have some popcorn left.
N-socks Super cozy socks will keep you warm even if you didn’t get a Snowpiercer ticket.
N-socks2 LOVE, DEATH, ROBOTS and SOCKS.
T-bandans The ultimate evil bandana.
Almost as evil as Elizabeth…
T-tshirt Let’s Get out for Blood, they said.
How little did they knew.
T-sweartshirt Theranos — adventure one will never forget.
T-pen This pen will blood seal you any deals. Guaranteed.
T-vodolazka Why the next Steve Jobs Will be a Woman?
Inc. believes in Theranos
T-pendant Keep the most precious things close to your heart.
Blood not included.
T-jam Don’t try this Elizabeth special recipe at home.